Lux 15 Rs.
Dove 25 Rs.
Dettol 17 Rs.
Lifeboy Rs 10 Rs.
In main se koi bhi le lo aur naha lo plz Nautanki mat karo.
Question : Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Answer : Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle
pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa
Kahti Hain Hey Bhagwan
"Ye tune kya kiya."
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
Jewellary shop main Santa ki
Zabardast pitaayi Ho Gai.
Jaanan chahtey ho kiyo ..
Santa ne Sales Girl Se Kaha -
Aapki ek ek Item Gazab ki hai.
Sone Ka Kiya rate Lengi
Source : OpenPLUS Jokes
Dove 25 Rs.
Dettol 17 Rs.
Lifeboy Rs 10 Rs.
In main se koi bhi le lo aur naha lo plz Nautanki mat karo.
Question : Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Answer : Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle
pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa
Kahti Hain Hey Bhagwan
"Ye tune kya kiya."
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
Jewellary shop main Santa ki
Zabardast pitaayi Ho Gai.
Jaanan chahtey ho kiyo ..
Santa ne Sales Girl Se Kaha -
Aapki ek ek Item Gazab ki hai.
Sone Ka Kiya rate Lengi
Source : OpenPLUS Jokes
Sardar Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”
ReplyDeleteDost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”
Sardar: “Ghanta, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”
Source : http://www.openplus.in/marital.php